I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Holy shit dude........stairs
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