You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
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I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
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I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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