I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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