We need to rekindle our bromance
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
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she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
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I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
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