I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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