I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
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