So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
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the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
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I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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