hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
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Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
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It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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