you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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