I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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