3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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