You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
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