You're completely useless in the revolution.
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
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At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
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IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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