Jerry, you need to find god
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
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And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
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There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
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