At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
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