Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
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It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
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Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
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