Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
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Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
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A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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