I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
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Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
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Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo