I just poured my flask into a drink. Then I realized the drink belonged to the guy next to me so I stole it from him. He confronted me and I made out with him to distract him. When I looked up, I realized his wife was watching. Its barely 10:00.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.