Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
29 Of The Most Hilarious And Embarrassing Walks Of Shame Ever
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
These 23 Dudes Get Giddy From Dem Titties
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns