I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
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she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
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It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
You made out with two different species that night
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
did i just pee glitter