is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
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You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
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the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.