is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"