She went from zero to smokin in five shots
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
God gave him joint rollers for hands
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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