I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
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My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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