we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
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If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
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OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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