And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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