Whoa!!! Accidentally took a dump in chick's bathroom at Red Robin. 1 hr for coast to be clear. Women's farts sound like geese taking last breath. Liars.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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