he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
My dick has a subreddit
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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