I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
Randomize
