My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Randomize
