they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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