Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
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Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
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i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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