: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
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