i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
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good thing vaginas are great cup holders
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
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We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
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