Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
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i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
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Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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