good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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