Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
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i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
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FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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