areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
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Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
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Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
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