I want to stick my p in your. b.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
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Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
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Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
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