I hate all girls vehemently.
When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
i think im in europe. pls send help
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