What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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