fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
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