But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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