I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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