seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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