She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
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