We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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