So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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