I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
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She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
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The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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