hell yes lets make some ravioli
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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