I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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