I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
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Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
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he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
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