why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
