redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Less talking, more tequila
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Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
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Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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