Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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