Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
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I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
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You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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