Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
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I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
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I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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