They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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