You smell like stripper and shame
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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